Friday, October 12, 2007

Episode Guides (Season 01)

Season 01:

Episode 001: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Homer decides to gamble at the dog track when his annual Christmas bonus is cancelled.

Episode 002: Bart the Genius
Bart is believed to be a genius after he switches IQ tests with brainy Martin Prince.

Episode 003: Homer's Odyssey
Fired from his job at the power plant, Homer decides to embark on a campaign to make all of Springfield safer.

Episode 004: There's No Disgrace Like Home
Homer becomes jealous of his fellow employees "normal" families and enlists the aid of psychologist Marvin Monroe.

Episode 005: Bart the General
Grandpa Simpson helps Bart in his war against a school bully and his gang.

Episode 006: Moaning Lisa
Lisa befriends a saxophone player when she develops a case of the blues.

Episode 007: The Call of the Simpsons
Homer is mistaken for a bigfoot when he takes his family on a trip into the wilderness in their new camper.

Episode 008: The Telltale Head
Bart tries to impress his new friends by vandalising a salute of Springfield's founding father, Jebediah Springfield.

Episode 009: Life on the Fast Lane
Marge contemplates having an affair with a local womaniser after Homer selfishly buys her a bowling ball for her birthday.

Episode 010: Homer's Night Out
A photo of Homer and a belly dancer angers Marge. Homer teaches Bart that women are not sexual objects.

Episode 011: The Crepes of Wrath
Bart is sent to France for the summer as part of a student exchange programme.

Episode 012: Krusty Gets Busted
When Homer positively identifies Krusty the Clown as an armed robber Bart attempts to clear his idol's name.

Episode 013: Some Enchanted Evening
Marge and Homer unwittingly leave their kids with a villainous babysitter when they attempt to rekindle their marriage.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Episode Guides (Season 02)

Season 02:

Episode 014: Bart Gets an F
Bart must pass a critical history test or he will be held back a grade.

Episode 015: Simpson and Delilah
Homer's life changes dramatically when he purchases a miracle hair growth formula.

Episode 016: Treehouse of Horror
In a series of tales, the Simpsons buy a house that is possessed by evil demons; then they are captured by aliens; and finally Homer plays a hero in a 'Simpsonised' version of a classic poem.

Episode 017: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Homer supports Mr. Burns in his bid for governor, but Marge remains loyal to Burns's political opposition.

Episode 018: Dancin' Homer
Homer becomes the official mascot for a major league baseball team.

Episode 019: Dead Putting Society
Homer and Ned Flanders pressure their sons to win a miniature golf championship.

Episode 020: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Bart learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving when he runs away from home after having an argument with Lisa.

Episode 021: Bart the Daredevil
Bart is determined to leap a gorge on his skateboard after witnessing the death defying stunts of a real daredevil.

Episode 022: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Marge initiates a protest movement against gratuitous violence on television when Maggie begins acting aggressively after viewing Itchy and Scratchy cartoons.

Episode 023: Bart Gets Hit by a Car
When Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, Homer is enticed by a disreputable lawyer to sue him.

Episode 024: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Homer believes he has only twenty-four hours to live after he eats an improperly prepared blowfish.

Episode 025: The Way We Was
The Simpsons' TV breaks down, so Marge regales the kids with the tale of how she and Homer met and fell in love, in spite of Homer's clumsy courtship techniques.

Episode 026: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Lisa disapproves when Homer has cable television installed illegally into their home.

Episode 027: Principal Charming
Selma is depressed and Marge wants Homer to find her a man, so he sets her up with Bart's principal, but the plan backfires when Skinner falls for the other sister, Patty.

Episode 028: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Homer locates his long lost half brother Herb and discovers that he is rich.

Episode 029: Bart's Dog Gets an F
Bart must help train Santa's Little Helper to pass an obedience course or Homer will give the dog away.

Episode 030: Old Money
Grampa Simpson inherits $108,000 from a woman he falls in love with at the rest home, and has trouble deciding what to dow the money.

Episode 031: Brush with Greatness
Homer embarks on a self-improvement campaign, by trying to lose weight, and Marge enrols in an art class to rekindle her talent.

Episode 032: Lisa's Substitute
While Bart is running for class president, Lisa falls in love with her substitute teacher.

Episode 033: The War of the Simpsons
Marge insists Homer accompany her for a weekend of marriage counselling at a wooded retreat, but Homer takes advantage of the location to attempt to catch a legendary catfish.

Episode 034: Three Men and a Comic Book
Bart and his friends pool their money to purchase the first issue of "Radioactive Man" comics, but then cannot decide who gets to keep it.

Episode 035: Blood Feud
Homer expects a generous gift in return when he donates Bart's blood to an ailing Mr. Burns.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Episode Guides (Season 03)

Season 03:

Episode 036: Stark Raving Dad
Homer is institutionalised after Bart fills out his sanity test. A man who thinks he is Michael Jackson helps Bart write a song for Lisa when he forgets her birthday.

Episode 037: Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
The Simpsons travel to the nation's capital when Lisa becomes a semi-finalist in an essay competition on patriotism.

Episode 038: When Flanders Failed
Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people and Homer is overjoyed when it performs poorly.

Episode 039: Bart the Murderer
Bart fraternises with a gang of mobsters and becomes the prime suspect when Principal Skinner mysteriously disappears.

Episode 040: Homer Defined
Homer is a hero when he averts a catastrophe at the power plant, but what is perceived as quick thinking is actually dumb luck.

Episode 041: Like Father, Like Clown
Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty with his father, Rabbi Krustofsky, who disowned him for not carrying the family tradition.

Episode 042: Treehouse of Horror II
Bart, Lisa and Homer eat too many sweets at Halloween and have nightmares: Lisa accidentally leaves the world defenceless to an alien invasion; Bart turns Homer into a jack-in-the-box; and Homer becomes Mr Burns' robot.

Episode 043: Lisa's Pony
Homer realises that he never shows Lisa the attention she deserves and buys her a pony.

Episode 044: Saturdays of Thunder
Realising he has not been a good father to Bart, Homer aids his son in building a soap box racer.

Episode 045: Flaming Moe's
Homer gives Moe the recipe for a unique alcoholic drink, and when it turns into a sensation, Moe takes the credit and the profits, from it's success.

Episode 046: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Mr. Burns sells the plant to a German company but when they take over and evaluate theplant, Homer is the only employee to get laid off.

Episode 047: I Married Marge
When it's discovered that Marge may be pregnant again, Homer tells the kids the story of their struggle in starting their life together.

Episode 048: Radio Bart
With his new birthday gift, a radio microphone, Bart plays a big practical joke that backfires on him.

Episode 049: Lisa the Greek
Lisa's football predicting skills bring her and Homer together and send Moe broke.

Episode 050: Homer Alone
Marge takes a vacation leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer.

Episode 051: Bart the Lover
When Bart discovers his teacher Mrs Krabappel, has placed an ad in the personals, he starts sending her love letters as a practical joke.

Episode 052: Homer at the Bat
The Plant softball team has a winning season thanks to Homers lucky wonder bat, but when Mr. Burns makes a million dollar bet on his team, he brings in some major league ringers to assure victory.

Episode 053: Separate Vocations
Bart's career aptitude test suggests he should become a policeman, so he goes on a ride-along with Eddie and Lou, and decides that being a cop is cool. Meanwhile, Lisa rebels after learning that Homer's hereditary stumpy fingers mean she will never be a successful saxophone player.

Episode 054: Dog of Death
When Santa's Little Helper suffers from a twisted stomach, the Simpsons family have to make some sacrifices in order to pay for the life saving operation.

Episode 055: Colonel Homer
Homer becomes the manager of a cocktail waitress who has a great country and western singing voice.

Episode 056: Black Widower
To Bart's horror, Selma announces that her husband-to-be is none other than Sideshow Bob.

Episode 057: The Otto Show
Bart attends a Spinal Tap concert before Otto loses his job driving the school bus and moves in with the Simpsons.

Episode 058: Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Bart becomes jealous when Milhouse falls for a girl who transferred to their school.

Episode 059: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Homer's brother, Herb Powell, asks Homer for a $2000 loan to let him develop a new invention - a translator of baby gibberish.